In the woods with an Elephant that smokes weed

I been watching the movie Blood Diamond for the last few nights. I was watching it in parts. There was lot of jungle, wild animals, cruelty, killing and drug & alcohol abuse in the movie. I think this dream was a result of watching the movie.

Now this is one crazy dream. We own a huge house that is in the woods. My mother is cooking in the kitchen. My son told me "Dad, I think if we walk over here into the woods, we will find a good spot. It is supposed to be very thick woods in here!". I said "Ok, let's go".

We started walking into the woods, but my son along a path. Not into the thicket. It was easily visible from outside. My wife found us in the thicket, and said, "You are crazy both of you! You cannot find a better spot?"

We came out and went into another room.

There were two guys in that room. Both were smoking weed. They were high! They had a miniature elephant with them. The elephant was about 6 inches tall. He was white in color. I asked them "Is this a real elephant?".

Dude one asked dude two "Do you know if he is real?"

Dude two "Lemme check."

Dude two them lifted the elephant and examined him. Then he said "Look, he is breathing and moving. He is real and alive. You know, he is our maintenance-free pet."

I asked "What do you mean maintenance-free?"

Dude two "Well, we never feed him. All we do is that if we are not smoking, we use him as a holder. We shove the weed into his mouth and he holds it for us. We been doing this for so long, and he has been alive. No problems on that one."

I was shocked at their lack of emotions.